...Thank you? [ He's pretty sure he doesn't look like an abomination in any sense of the word, but sure. it's nice to have that reaffirmed.

However, he stands there, placing a hand on his hip with an exasperated expression. ]

Elves where I'm from tend not to be any taller than this if not slightly more or less. And my ears are perfectly sized.

[ The size of this man is still the most intimidating thing he's ever seen but he'll reach out to the hand and just ...grab his index finger? Yeah, that'll do. ]

I'm less fragile than you think.

Are you ready? One, two-